Pamela Anderson wants to nurture young minds
Written on January 22, 2008 – 5:11 pm | by

Pamela Anderson is offering a $28,000 scholarship to Bay Point Schools for troubled youth in Miami, according to People:
“I have a soft spot for bad boys,” she told the jam-packed ALL-STAR Gala Saturday night in South Beach as she pledged the cash.
I wish Pamela Anderson offered scholarships when I was in school. All they had in my day was free rides to college if you were awesome in math or something. Pfft. Math. Thats for suckers. I want a scholarship from Pam Anderson for something useful. Like touching boobs. Apparently Im doing it all wrong because I got fired from my last job for touching my co-workers chest region. Should I have yelled Surprise! when I jumped out from underneath her desk? I felt Honk honk was more appropriate for an office setting.



