Kim Kardashian surprisingly welcome around copy machines

Written on June 9, 2008 – 1:18 pm | by

Kim Kardashian stopped by Kinkos yesterday and, frankly, I’m amazed they let her in the door. Allow me to do the math: Kim’s ass + photocopier = ink tsunami. But I’m sure Kinkos has awesome insurance which is just off camera. Namely an entire SWAT team, Captain Ahab and a guy in a spacesuit holding fried Oreos holy shit she’s trying to sit! Ahab, HARPOON POWER!