Heidi & Spencer are going to Iraq
Written on July 22, 2008 – 9:43 am | by
At long last, my dream of Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt having a three-way with an IED is about to come true. America’s favorite assbag couple are heading to the Middle East to support the troops/pose on a tank for this year’s Christmas card. Spencer tells Extra their expedition is supposedly being aided by John McCain’s daughter Meghan who had lunch with Heidi last week. I’m thinking Heidi got confused when Meghan said “I would give my left tit to send you to Iraq.” True story:
“It’s very important to me and important to Spencer to support the troops and go over there. She’s very sweet. I think Meghan McCain is helping organize Heidi and our Iraq trip. Her dad definitely has some pull with the military. I think she’s going to put that together for us.”
If Barbie and Ken’s Gay Brother are really getting shipped overseas, I gotta hand it to the Republicans: Well played. Up until this moment I wouldn’t have voted for John McCain if you put a gun to my head. But now….
*I’m all about supporting the troops, but if you believe for one second these two are being altruistic and not out for self-promotion, congratulations! You’re legally retarded.
