Archive for the ‘Miscellenious’ Category
Thursday, July 24th, 2008
Sienna Miller was basically labeled a homewrecker after topless photos of her on vacation with Balthazar Getty emerged. It also didn't help that Balthazar waited a week to announce he was separated from his wife at the time. So, Sienna is looking to cash in on the situation by suing ...
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Thursday, July 24th, 2008
Kim Kardashian went jewelry shopping yesterday, and she has definitely moved past simple butt padding by going straight to shoving a sawed in half globe down her ass. Jesus. That's not even hot unless I was a perverted cartographer. Which I'm not anymore ever since they kicked me off the ...
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Thursday, July 24th, 2008
Lauren Conrad's neighbors would like to see her and Audrina Patridge relocate sooner rather than later. Preferably somewhere where bombs are tested. Production for The Hills is making life goddamn ridiculous for people on the girls' street. Radar Online has the details:
On the never ending light show:
The neighbor continued, saying, ...
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Wednesday, July 23rd, 2008
These pics tell an incredible story. A story about Sophie Monk in a bikini. Then in a wetsuit. Then stripping out of that wetsuit while taking a shower and now she's just in a bikini. It's basically The Greatest Story Ever Told, and I'll fight to the death anyone that ...
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Wednesday, July 23rd, 2008
Brooke Hogan has been offered the cover of the 55th Anniversary of Playboy. And she's actually considering doing it! I don't know why I just used an exclamation mark. Oh, that's right; I plan on jabbing it in my eye. NY Daily News reports:
Brooke Hogan has been approached to pose ...
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Wednesday, July 23rd, 2008
Amy Winehouse, for who the hell knows what reason, has been immortalized in wax at Madame Tussauds in London. Her parents Mitch and Janis stopped by for the unveiling sans Amy which prompted Mitch to ask Janis "Why couldn't you have had a wax baby? I want a divorce." The ...
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Wednesday, July 23rd, 2008
These pics tell an incredible story. A story about Sophie Monk in a bikini. Then in a wetsuit. Then stripping out of that wetsuit while taking a shower and now she's just in a bikini. It's basically The Greatest Story Ever Told, and I'll fight to the death anyone that ...
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Wednesday, July 23rd, 2008
Matthew McConaughey's longtime girlfriend Camila Alves gave birth to their son Levi Alves McConaughey on July 7, and two weeks later, they popped him on the cover of OK! Magazine for a cool $3 mil. Thankfully, unlike the Jessica Alba and Jamie Lynn bullshit fests, this one is full of ...
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Wednesday, July 23rd, 2008
Matthew Broderick is allegedly having an affair with a 25-year-old youth counselor he met at a bar earlier this year. Eyewitnesses claim to have seen the two together numerous times while Sarah Jessica Parker was in LA filming Sex and the City: The Movie, according to Star:
Sources say the ...
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Wednesday, July 23rd, 2008
Kourtney Kardashian, the oldest sister who doesn't maintain a steady diet of an entire yak, flashed her panties yesterday while having lunch with her boyfriend in New York City. While these pictures look conclusive, I know this family's propensity for bullshit. That's a stunt crotch. Trust me, I've seen numerous ...
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