Archive for the ‘Miscellenious’ Category
Friday, May 16th, 2008
If you're like me and have only been laid once in your life (Thank you, Y2K!), you'll immediately recognize Laura Vandervoort as Kara/Supergirl on Smallville. If you've never seen Smallville, soon you'll recognize Laura as Bikini Girl #2 in the Audrina Patridge vehicle Into the Blue 2: Script? Shit, We ...
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Friday, May 16th, 2008
Katie Price decided to do a little topless sunbathing while vacationing in Cairns. And, oh man, wait until you guys see what's under those stars. Wow! You won't believe it.*
NOTE: All pics are seriously, seriously NSFW. And also NSFC, NSFHE, and, also, NSFMW**.
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Friday, May 16th, 2008
If you're like me and have only been laid once in your life (Thank you, Y2K!), you'll immediately recognize Laura Vandervoort as Kara/Supergirl on Smallville. If you've never seen Smallville, soon you'll recognize Laura as Bikini Girl #2 in the Audrina Patridge vehicle Into the Blue 2: Script? Shit, We ...
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Friday, May 16th, 2008
It's a documented fact that I want the entire cast of The Hills to get West Nile Virus in the face. That said, when one of them, in this case Audrina Patridge, slaps on a bikini I'm compelled by my dedication to science to post the above pics. Here she ...
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Friday, May 16th, 2008
Pete Wentz (full name Peter Lewis Kingston Wentz III, I shit you not) had a bachelor party thrown for him last night with his dad (pink shirt) and future father-in-law Joe Simpson. No doubt, Pete's father did backflips when he learned Pete was marrying a girl then immediately stormed down ...
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Friday, May 16th, 2008
Amy Winehouse and Pete Doherty continued to party as if they're last zombies on Earth. Looking at pics from last night, I think it's safe to say these two shouldn't be allowed in the same room. Or country. Nay - hemisphere! You know what? Fuck it. Can't we just send ...
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Friday, May 16th, 2008
Britney Spears stopped at a health clinic yesterday before taking flight with Mad Max for Jesus himself, Mel Gibson. This adds fuel to the rampant speculation that she's got Adnan Jr. in her belly. But, there could be other causes for her recent weight gain, according to The Sun:
The source ...
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Friday, May 16th, 2008
Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi are taking immediate advantage of the California Supreme Court ruling that struck down the ban on gay marriage. The two plan to wed according to a spy for TMZ who was on the set for the latest episode of Ellen that will air today:
She ...
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Friday, May 16th, 2008
Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson have officially broken up - again. Oh no. This can't end well. Especially when one of Owen's pals makes the following comment to People:
"It was a pretty bad breakup," says a Wilson pal. "Owen said it was a tough one. He definitely doesn't want to ...
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Friday, May 16th, 2008
The latest issue of Vogue Germany features a totally topless Claudia Schiffer. This picture would be unbelievably hot except her nipples appear to be airbrushed out. Unless she suffers from a rare disease where they're invisible. In which case, Claudia, my sincere apologies. I know what it's like to have ...
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