Archive for July, 2008
Thursday, July 31st, 2008
AP - Israeli Prime Minister Ehud Olmert's decision to leave office has dealt a serious setback to delicate peace negotiations with both the Palestinians and Syria.
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Thursday, July 31st, 2008
AP - Every single man knows: Walking a dog in the park is a sure babe magnet. Saudi Arabia's Islamic religious police, in their zeal to keep the sexes apart, want to make sure the technique doesn't catch on here.
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Thursday, July 31st, 2008
Suddenly, Jennifer Aniston's nipple sonar went off: Somebody was popping nips and their names wasn't Jennifer Aniston.
"I'll see about this," Jennifer said. She quickly turned to her assistant. "Ice me."
"But, miss-"
"I SAID, 'ICE ME!'"
Several cold seconds later, Jennifer Aniston's nipples were primed like rockets in a missile silo. She motioned ...
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Thursday, July 31st, 2008
AP - A rebellious New Zealand Maori tribe entered into negotiations with the government Thursday in a bid to gain autonomy over its land.
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Thursday, July 31st, 2008
Jamie Spears will continue his conservatorship of Britney until the end of the year. The commissioner extended Jamie's control of Britney's estate during a hearing this afternoon, but left it open to early termination. (Read: Once Britney can put on her clothes like a big girl, she gets her bank ...
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Thursday, July 31st, 2008
Rihanna hit the clubs last night in New York City and apparently decided to fly sans bra. These pics might be considered LSFW depending on your boss' vision. If he clearly sees nipples, that man's in the wrong line of work and should be a goddamn Army sniper. I've been ...
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Thursday, July 31st, 2008
Hey, remember this guy? Sam Lutfi a.k.a. Douchebeard McDrugYourDrinks. Well, it turns out the restraining order requiring him to stay 250 yards away from Britney Spears expires today. The order will not be renewed, but Britney's lawyer issued the following public statement to Douchebeard letting him know what the fuck's ...
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Thursday, July 31st, 2008
New York Yankee Alex "A-Rod" Rodriguez's lawyers responded to Cynthia Rodriguez's divorce petition today. Cynthia was asking for "the couple's $12 million waterfront estate and 'equitable distribution' of all assets acquired during the marriage." Except she signed a prenup which A-Rod is sticking to. He's also pushing to have allegations ...
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Thursday, July 31st, 2008
AP - Former Bosnian Serb leader Radovan Karadzic appeared at the U.N.'s Yugoslav war crimes tribunal for the first time Thursday, telling the judge he would defend himself against charges of genocide and crimes against humanity.
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Thursday, July 31st, 2008
Here's Jessica Alba out and about yesterday rocking a chest that says "Yes, I did recently squeeze a tiny person out of my pelvis. Thank you for asking." Which, honestly, almost made me consider Jessica Alba a captivating individual. Keyword being: Almost.
Photos: Splash News
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