Archive for January, 2008

Major winter storm taking shape (weather.com)

Thursday, January 31st, 2008

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Starbucks axes sandwiches as part of fix (AP)

Thursday, January 31st, 2008

AP - The scent of ham, eggs, cheese and bacon will soon stop competing with the aroma of coffee in Starbucks stores as hot breakfast sandwiches become the first casualty of the company's battle to win back customers.

Britney Spears' family reunion: Chock full o' crazy

Thursday, January 31st, 2008

Britney Spears' parents came into town Monday night with plans of staging an intervention to get Britney mental help. Yesterday afternoon, Sam Lufti persuaded Britney to go car-shopping and they brought Lynne Spears along. It didn’t go well, according to People: "Lynne and Britney were arguing in the car the whole ...

Alessandra Ambrosio is a hot mama - literally

Thursday, January 31st, 2008

Victoria’s Secret model Alessandra Ambrosio had a photo shoot this weekend in South Beach. I should also mention she’s three months pregnant. Normally, the sight of a pregnant woman makes me want to change my name, grow a moustache and flee to the Rockies. (If anyone asks, my name is ...

Mariah Carey likes decorating her cleavage

Thursday, January 31st, 2008

Mariah Carey went shopping yesterday at Van Cleef & Arpels on Rodeo Drive. I have no idea what that is because I have a penis. Anyway, she tried on several pieces of jewelry. Apparently her breasts aren’t noticeable enough. Even the guy in the background, let’s call him Nigel, is ...

Lindsay Lohan hitting the bottle again

Thursday, January 31st, 2008

Lindsay Lohan got down with some Grey Goose over the weekend while partying with Brody Jenner of MTV’s The Hills in NYC. Lindsay’s friends and rep deny she was drinking, but observers noticed she was definitely in the sack. NY Daily News reports: One source contends that drinks were showing on ...

Heath Ledger did drugs – gasp!

Thursday, January 31st, 2008

Michelle Williams kicked Heath Ledger out of their Brooklyn home because of his drug problems over the past year. Heath would disappear for days on end and show up a complete mess, according to a member of Heath’s entourage. Page Six reports: "He was partying, doing drugs. She didn't like ...

Sam Lufti to make medical decisions for Britney

Thursday, January 31st, 2008

There's nothing like waking up in the morning and finding out Britney Spears went insane again while you were sleeping. As I'm sifting through the deluge of info, it appears Sam Lufti is was the point man with the doctors who are taking care of Britney. During her last trip ...

He's Not So Much a Boyfriend as a Stylist (Dear Margo)

Thursday, January 31st, 2008

Dear Margo - DEAR MARGO: Well, my boyfriend and I have been together for a year and I love him very much.

Shrew's who: New mammal enters the book of life (AFP)

Thursday, January 31st, 2008

AFP - In a rare discovery of a new species of mammal, zoologists on Thursday said they had identified a shrew-like creature called a grey-faced sengi living in a small community in remote Tanzania.